Orange is The New Black

  • Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
  • Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism, via crystallized-teardrops)

flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

(Source: twiabpaianlatfwnogf, via mamalovebone)

My aesthetic is Josh Hartnett’s hair in “The Virgin Suicides.”

Matilda is a story about a young girl’s adventures…roughly 5 years prior to receiving her letter from Hogwarts.

spiritedcastles:

I know you have all thought this before. 

Matilda is a muggle-born. And I’d say most likely to be a Gryffindor. (Ravenclaw coming in close 2nd.) 

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(via chocolate-hips)