i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
"I used to think it was mere homesickness, then I started getting it at home."
i heard a pigeon outside and i said “my son” im not sure why
"I refuse to accept other people’s ideas of happiness for me. As if there’s a one size fits all standard for happiness."
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls
my new years resolution is to be meaner and hotter