nogoodturkey:

i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant

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(Source: sunflora-seeds, via meanplastic)

roblawmusik:

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

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(via meanplastic)

sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

(via mpreg-tony)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via stopsandstations)